Tuesday, September 2, 2008

What to Know Before You Get Married!

I know that I am not an expert by any means about this topic, but I do have 3 weeks under my belt and I can already state these comments as fact:

1. Your toothpaste will run out twice as fast as when you were a bachelor. (Understandable.)
2. Your toilet paper will run out 15 times faster than when you were a bachelor (A 4-pack use to last 6-months!)
3. Your kitchen will be 3 times messier after you finish cooking dinner together compared to when you cooked dinner alone (Girls are mesy!)
4. Your kitchen will be 5 times cleaner after you finishing cooking dinner together compared to when you cleaned after dinner (I take back that last comment).
5. Your happiness level will be multiplied by an immeasurable amount (Shared by both parties!)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Young man...you have only just begun! :)